To the Older Fellas Out There...

Now...I know y'all may look at Russy and Kimora and Jay and Bey and think that y'all could pull a younger chick. It actually just may be true but the diff between them and you is that they have confidence and swagga. Lemme explain.


Almost a month ago, I was on my way to see The Dealer (yep, THAT Dealer) after a four month hiatus (we kinda hated each other for a while) when a really cute man caught my eye. I was getting off of the bus and heading down the L steps when something told me to look up. Lo and behold, there the man was looking down on me. I figured I had a bit of time to kill so I walked back up the steps and got into a lil convo. Dude was tall, light-skinedededed with nice eyes and a pleasant voice. We talked a bit about this and that but the thing that turned me off (besides the fact that he was cutting into my Dealer time) was he kept saying, "You're so CUUUUUUUTE!".

*blinks*

Dude, I'm 23 years old and you're 35. That ain't exactly what I wanna be hearing right nah! By this time, we had already exchanged numbers, so I'm like whatevs. I FINALLY went on the train and off to happy Dick and Punani land for the night.


A few days go by and dude keeps calling and I don't answer or call him back. Why? Well, first of all, I kinda, sorta wasn't home for a couple of days. *smirks* Second of all, I just...didn't. *shrugs* He kept leaving messages and I kept doing me. Then came the last message...

Him: I guess you're not going to return my call but I know you have my number. I believe the reason you're not calling is because I told you that I don't have a vehicle at the present time. So when I get my degree I will be making $40 an hour so it won't be a problem to get a car. Just wanted to let you know that. But you don't want to take the time to talk to me now, so...it's not my loss. Have a good one. Bye.

0_o


*falls out laughing*


Keep in mind I met this nigga while I was getting off of the bus and he was getting on so him having a ride was NOT important to me! So this muthafucka wanna act all bashful and insecure when I ask him his age ('cause he knows he's up there in age) and when I ask him to take off his hat ('cause his ass is balding)and then has the nerve to not only get pissy when I don't call him back but try to insinuate that I'm a golddigger!


Fellas, PLEASE get your confidence and swagger up! If you don't have the balls to talk to a 23 year old woman then PLEASE do not try. That shit is embarassing for the both of us.