Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay, Watching As My Soul Flies Away...

Pay no attention to the sportcasters. It's all about the big ass bird mascot in the middle!

Reason #236 Why "Dumb American" Jokes and Stereotypes Exist a.k.a. I This Video Broke My Brain

I--I--*hangs head*

I'm going to sleep,

Reina Negra V

Reason # 358 Why "Dumb American" Jokes and Stereotypes Exist

God Bless the American education system,

Reina Negra V

Because My Gay/Glay/Geigh Quota Hasn't Been Filled This Week...

I present to you.....


GREGORIUS!!! *echos*

Would You Motorboat?

Note: Silly string implants are implants that continue to grow after they've been placed in the body.


The hell if I know why,

Reina Negra V

Um...

I got nothing, y'all. Just watch the clip.

I Am SO Screamin' This Ish When I Go To The Club

What Chu Koo-Kooin' About?

Just. Fuckin'. DEAD!


Still not Billie Jean,

Reina Negra V

Wrong, Wrong, WRONG!

As y'all are very well aware, I love men. I mean I LUUUUUUUURVE men! But this shit here makes me think that someone is trying to turn me Les!



Things wrong with the vid?

1) He has what may or may not be his thongs on inside out.

2) He's playing the edited version of "Thong Song".

3) He's playing "Thong Song".

4) He's doing the Harlem Shake.....*stares at screen* I think.

5) He's dancing like a 4 or 5 year old would to the "latest" "jam". Seriously! Dude looks like he's having an epileptic seizure combined with death throes combined with the onset of rigormortis!

6) He's still...."dancing" when he puts on his basketball shorts.

I just have one question for him: What kind of fuckery did you pull on the person you made that tape for and just how bad was it to make him take revenge by posting that shit? That was what happened, right?

*sighs* I loves my Gay/Geigh/Glay brothers out there so could y'all PLEASE do me a favor? PLEASE take the man to the side and teach him how to properly shake his ass in a thong? Give him some muscles relaxants if you need to to loosen him up! Whatever you have to do! Just...make him STOP! *breaks down sobbing*


BONUS!!! Here's some comments from his *clears throat* wife.

philly341 (1 year ago) Marked as spam
baby I can't believe u put this up here. I can't believe u got on my thong and ur FATASS riped it. AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW baby I love u with that fat ass and big **** of ur's. Baby u can jiggle it. I love you so much. I can't wait untill we get married

philly341 (1 year ago) Marked as spam
baby i love u so much husband and look at this all the guys think u r gay i still can't believe u put this video up here for me i love u ur wife christina. I can't wait until we have the wedding i want and not the one we had the 29th. i can't wait until ur down here with me ill have our place soon baby

I Move Away From the Comp to CTHU

Ok...Unless you've been holed up in Supahead's pussy (and by now, who hasn't?) you've heard and seen "Chocolate Rain" by the illustrious Tay Zonday. As it goes with internet phenomenons, people started making their own versions so now I present to you (what I think are) the best of the best!

CHOC-LATE Raaaaain (The Chipmunk Version)


Gon' 'head and do it all by yoself!


So THAT'S what he's been doing since he got fired from The WB!


*sings* It's Zonnnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaay!


Get ya Fosse on!



And finally....My personal favorite: The 8-bit remix! (Shoutout to all the old school gamers out there)