Wrong, Wrong, WRONG!

As y'all are very well aware, I love men. I mean I LUUUUUUUURVE men! But this shit here makes me think that someone is trying to turn me Les!



Things wrong with the vid?

1) He has what may or may not be his thongs on inside out.

2) He's playing the edited version of "Thong Song".

3) He's playing "Thong Song".

4) He's doing the Harlem Shake.....*stares at screen* I think.

5) He's dancing like a 4 or 5 year old would to the "latest" "jam". Seriously! Dude looks like he's having an epileptic seizure combined with death throes combined with the onset of rigormortis!

6) He's still...."dancing" when he puts on his basketball shorts.

I just have one question for him: What kind of fuckery did you pull on the person you made that tape for and just how bad was it to make him take revenge by posting that shit? That was what happened, right?

*sighs* I loves my Gay/Geigh/Glay brothers out there so could y'all PLEASE do me a favor? PLEASE take the man to the side and teach him how to properly shake his ass in a thong? Give him some muscles relaxants if you need to to loosen him up! Whatever you have to do! Just...make him STOP! *breaks down sobbing*


BONUS!!! Here's some comments from his *clears throat* wife.

philly341 (1 year ago) Marked as spam
baby I can't believe u put this up here. I can't believe u got on my thong and ur FATASS riped it. AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW baby I love u with that fat ass and big **** of ur's. Baby u can jiggle it. I love you so much. I can't wait untill we get married

philly341 (1 year ago) Marked as spam
baby i love u so much husband and look at this all the guys think u r gay i still can't believe u put this video up here for me i love u ur wife christina. I can't wait until we have the wedding i want and not the one we had the 29th. i can't wait until ur down here with me ill have our place soon baby