Guess Who's Bizzack!

Helloooooooooooooo everyboday! I know it's been a minute...but I'm ready. *winks* So much stuff has happened in the last two months it ain't even funny! I think I'll take this month by month.


January

New Year's Eve was a blast! Went out to a club/bar and got drunk with my older (and usually so reserved) cousin. Met a cute guy, flirted, and got him to buy me a drank. Ah, the milestones of getting older, right? That last drank was what did it 'cause the next day I ain't want to hear shit about cherries, pineapples or coconuts! Not too bad of a hangover so yay!

I LOST my muthafuckin' iPod! Or so I thought. Turns out it was stuck in between the cushions one one of our couches.

I was talking to this guy AP for a couple of weeks and I really liked him. He was SOOO cute on his MySpace page but when I saw him I was like "Ehhhhhhh...". Now, I know myself and I know that if I'm not attracted to someone off-bat but their personality is tight then the looks won't matter and I'll be straight. Don't get me wrong, dude was NOT ugly it's just...I wasn't attracted to him. He sensed something was up before I did so we both bowed out but had a nice second date. I told him that I just wasn't ready for a relationship but the truth was that I wasn't ready for a relationship...with him. Sorry. :-( He was cool as hell, too and I seriously wanted us to be friends but it didn't quite work out that way.

I hooked up with an ex of mine and smoked my first hookah (Thanks to SR for that!) and it was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

After hooking up with said ex, we went to Harold's Chicken where I proceeded to chat up a guy who looked like a SRSLY cute version of Jay-Z (not as much camel, ya know?). Keep in mind I was actually with the ex when I did this. I mean, dude came in, I started eyeing him, made sure it was cool with my ex ("We just friends right? We ain't trying to get back together, right?" "Nah. Do ya thing, shawty."), and walked over to dude's table. He gave me his number (REAL) and it was cool. It wasn't until I got home and looked in the mirror that I saw a couple of light hickies on my neck! LMAO Me and dude talked for a little bit (we even made a date) but that didn't work out either. The reason for that (and the other shit I'm about to write about) deserves its...well...his own post. *blushes*

I talked to Bobby again. Goodness knows why. Maybe I was just bored. Anyway, he started on his whole "Babylovelysweetheartsexysweetiehoneysugarpie" shit, as usual and he made a vow to better himself when it came to me...as usual. *rolls eyes* He wanted to go out on the coldest day of the year and y'all already know that was not happening so...nothing happened. BTW, he said the reason why he said all that foul shit to me the last time we talked was because he had lost his job and he didn't move like he planned to and he was soooo stressed out and couldn't take care of his daughter the way that he though he should and blah blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzz.

o_o Whatever.

Just a little tip for my people out there: If you're frustrated/angry/pissed/miffed about something DO NOT take it out on other people, ESPECIALLY a person that has NOTHING to do with the reason you're frustrated/angry/pissed/miffed in the first place! Even if it is the same person, don't be such an asshole-ish bitch about it!

*clears throat*

*cracks knuckles*

Annyway...that didn't work out so well either because aside from the fact that he was pulling that "My baby mama who I swear I'm not in a relationship with or fucking anymore pays my cell phone bill and she checks who I call so I can't call you right now so just please hold on until the 1st when I can pay my own." shit, I started to fall for someone else.

Someone who I'll refer to as...Sasuke (yes, from "Naruto")...
















In the next post! Byee! *blows kisses and runs*